WONT KEEP YOU SOBER ANYMORE

WONT KEEP YOU SOBER ANYMORE
by Devin Sexson
While pursuing self-improvement
And wonderin' what I'm livin' for
I found a 12-step meeting
And went inside the door.
I sat down in a folding chair
And listened to what they had to say,
I decided I'd quit drinking,
I'd do it just for today.

But your meetings and program wont keep you
Sober anymore.
You already drank a bottle
And you're passed out on the floor.
Soon you'll be a pukin'
And you head all feelin' sore
'Cause you meetings and your program
Wont keep you sober anymore.

Well I got me a sponsor right away
And did everything he said
For if I didn't have this program
I know I would be dead.
I read the book front and back,
And all the pages in between.
I knew that's what I had to do,
So I could be serene.

But your meetings and program wont keep you
Sober anymore.
You already drank a bottle
And you're passed out on the floor.
Soon you'll be a pukin'
And you head all feelin' sore
'Cause you meetings and your program
Wont keep you sober anymore.

Well, I'd become so full of steps
And programmed in my mind
In searching for enlightenment,
It seems I'd gotten blind
I prayed to god to get some help
To restore me to sanity,
I was shocked to here the message that
God sent down to me. . .

Your meetings and program wont keep you
Sober anymore.
You already drank a bottle
And you're passed out on the floor.
Soon you'll be a pukin'
And you head all feelin' sore
'Cause you meetings and your program
Wont keep you sober anymore.

— ONCE MORE, THIS TIME EVERYBODY SING ALONG!! —

Your meetings and program wont keep you
Sober anymore.
You already drank a bottle
And you're passed out on the floor.
Soon you'll be a pukin'
And you head all feelin' sore
'Cause you meetings and your program
Wont keep you sober anymore.